"Sitting & waiting in our financial advisor office, I notice her name plate said CLARE (Claire). I noted to my husband she has no I in her name. My son 5yrs old said: She's has no eye!? The expression on his face was just priceless."
by buttercup May 7 at 09:15 PM

"I went shopping a while back with all of my boys and an older lady said to my son "Wow, you're mommy's busy" then asked "Where's your daddy?" to which my son replied without hesitation "He's in jail for the weekend". (My husband is a Corrections Officer and was working over the weekens at the Jail.)"
by Laurann March 28 at 12:34 AM

" When my son was 3, he asked me how he "was made". I told him that his dad and I loved each other and we made him. He ended it there. Exactly 2 weeks later we were in the van and out of the blue he asks "was I hot when I was in the pot?" I'm like, what??? He repeated his question and only then did I understand that he was talking about the discussion we had 2 weeks previously and he thought we had cooked him up on the stove!!"
by BZMOM March 5 at 04:06 AM

"When my son 6yrs old he started to tell jokes. At least he tried & some were just not funny - Once I didn't laugh and he said "You don't have any comedy in you". Now that was funny! I could stop laugh'g. "
by buttercup March 1 at 03:49 PM